Santa travels the world taking orders

  • Santa, to British kid: "what do you want for Christmas ?"
  • British kid: "An xbox one or a PS4 please"
  • Santa to American kid: "And what would you like sweety?"
  • American 9 year old kid: An Uzi automatic rifle and a teddy bear please"
  • i do not believe one particular 9 year old will be putting that on her Christmas list now or in the future. i can't feel bad about any of the parties in this bizarre utterly predictable tragedy. they all got what they paid for.